L-is-for-LOSER-17

Why, exactly, don't you have A Mask? You can customize Accessorize, Personalify, until it's just Yours. Make sure it's Unique, Distinct, because the mainstream Sucks. Don't wear a Mask that looks anything like anyone Else's. What, exactly, would be the point in That? If everyone loves how you painted your Mask, then obviously it's absolutely no Good, Horrible, Boring, Unoriginal. And it's time to change it's Look. Who, exactly, wouldn't want to be One of a Kind? Why, exactly, in the world, would you just want to be Yourself?